Title: Ahoy Matey (1/1) R POTC mpreg
Author/Email: sandyg writearts2@e...
Pairing: POTC Jack/Will
Rating: R mpreg
Summary: Will 1st person POV. I heard a plea so I made the tale come to life in 15 minutes.
Feedback: It's fluff. If you like it great.
Disclaimer: All words and deeds are fiction from my little old mind. Nudge-nudge, wink-wink. Oh, there's more to come!!! This is the Cliff Notes version.

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"Jack?"

"Shh, you sweet young thing, what's the problem?"

Blinking I shifted my body on the rough blankets. Well, the main thing was that I felt my naked ass exposed to the warm night air.

Gasping in alarm I tried scuttling away. "Err, I thought you were..."

Jack's odd smoky voice filled my panicked ears. "A pirate. You go that right, you sweet sexy matey. Tonight I intend on pillaging and raping."

Oh God. What was poking my... oh my God!!! Squirming wildly I tried escaping Jack's fierce grip. No luck. Gasping in amazement I pleaded with this foul pirate. "Jack, you know I am pledged to another!"

Jack sounded vastly amused. "So what does that matter?"

A sharp pain entered my ass. Oh. Oh yess... how wonderful. Oh sweet God this was amazing. Why was I complaining? Pressing back I felt Jack thrust close against me, his body claiming mine. Beads, bones and long tangled hair swept over my shoulder. Yesss... oh yessss...

I howled my pleasure to the stars sailing above us. This, yes, this is what I wanted above all.

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Watching me Jack cocked a mocking brow my way. "What's wrong with you, lad?"

Turning from puking over the railing I delicately wiped my lips. "Not sure, Captain. But this is not a fun voyage."

Jack walked close, he gleefully crowding me. One strong hand wandered down to my swollen belly. "Ahh, how fascinating. Have you felt what's going on inside of you, lad?"

"Beside throwing up every morning?"

"Oh yes, beyond that trivial matter."

Gasping in amazement I stared into Jack's mocking brown eyes. "No. Absolutely not. There is magic here but not that magic."

Jack grinned in wicked delight, his long fingers caressing my expanded belly. "So you think. Even though I stole this vessel from the British I have special command over the powers that be. I like you, Will. Yes, you're a fine young lad and I think it's time I had a child of my own."

Blinking in amazement I shook my head. "No. This is impossible!"

Tossing his thick black mane Jack uttered hearty laughter. "In your world perhaps, but not here. Accept reality, Will, and accept me as your lover. I'm tired of this sorry chasing the lass tale. You have been chasing me yet you didn't know it."

Gasping in amazement I stared down at Jack's strong hand cradling my strangely heavy belly. "You will love this child as your own?"

"Of course! I have long been searching for such a handsome brave mate and Will, you fit the bill."

Swallowing a deep gasping breath I nodded. "I have been doing the same but to have a pirate as my lover... this is amazing."

My confident Jack winked at me, his rough fingers teasing my expanded flesh. "You'll get over that small problem."

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Months later I staggered up on deck, my massive belly hindering my usually fast movement. "Jack!!! What is going on?"

Grinning in delight Jack waved his right hand toward me. As usual he looked perfectly lovely. "Oh, my Will, just a small skirmish. Please, sweet Will, go back below and keep our child safe."

Oh right. Massaging my throbbing fat belly I groaned. Jack, darling, I think I needed a little attention. I think our baby was coming!

Now!!!

A gun shot over my long thick hair made me flee below. Jack, you'd best not die! Remember you were fighting for two!

And right now I think number two wanted to see the real world.

Groaning in birth agony I sprawled back on our bed. Oh Hell, I knew that taking up with Jack Sparrow would be dangerous!!!