Only In My Wildest Dreams Author: Elerina Fandom: X-Men Pairings: Some Scott/Remy, eventual Remy/Logan Summary: After a nasty break up with Scott, Remy decides to get back at him by sleeping with the one person Scott seemed to hate most, Logan. However, Remy's decision ended up having more repercussions than anyone could have imagined. Archive: Yes, please. Just please email me at JTsumiren18@yahoo.com and let me know where it is. Rating: NC-17 Parts: 17/17+ Status: Work in progress Series/Sequel: None yet Disclaimer: I (unfortunately) do NOT own X-Men. These lovely characters belong to Marvel Comics. Author's Notes: This story is based on a challenge from the Mpreg Archive. The challenge is posted at the beginning of Chapter 1. Warnings: AU. Slash and Mpreg. Somewhat OOC "I hate these penguin suits," Logan grumbled as he fiddled with his tie. "I think you look great," Jubilee said, grinning, "Oh, before you ask, Hank offered to baby-sit, so I left the kids with him." "That's fine," Logan said, smirking. He peered out into the main room and smiled. Sitting nearby was Hank trying to dislodge a large clump of his fur, which Iris had a firm grasp on. Meanwhile, Bobby was holding a squirming James while chasing after Ken who decided to make good use of his new crawling skills. "Maybe I should go help," Jubilee said, giggling. "No, they'll be fine," Logan replied, a smirk tugging at his lips. "Zey seem to have inherited your energy, Logan." Logan burst out laughing as he watched Jubilee jump back in shock. "Kurt! Could we get a little warning next time?" She said as she tried to catch her breath, "It's not that funny, Logan." Logan continued to chuckle under his breath. "I am glad to see you smiling again, my friend. I haven't seen you zis happy in a long time." "Thanks, Elf. I appreciate the compliment." "I only stopped in to see how you vere doing and to congratulate you on your marriage. I must go… ze ozers are waiting for me." He started for the door. "Hold on a sec, Kurt," Logan said, smirking as he turned to him. "Vhat is it?" "I was just curious," his smirk broadened, "as to how long you were plannin' on datin' Scooter before lettin' us know about it?" ************************************************************** Remy sighed as he pulled his hair back into his usual ponytail. He could hear their few guests settling themselves in for the ceremony in the main room. He turned to check himself in the mirror one final time, when he noticed the light reflect off a pair of ruby red glasses out of the corner of his eye. "You look…nice," Scott mumbled as he walked up to Remy. "Tanks," Remy replied, "what are ya doin' in `ere?" "Just wanted to say congratulations and wish you luck, that's all. You seem happier now." "So do you, Mon ami. `Ow is Kurt dese days?" Remy asked, smiling innocently. "What?" "Don' play wit me. I saw you two kissin' de oder day." Scott's face burned a deeper red than his glasses.. Suddenly, music started playing from the next room, startling both of them. Remy laughed as Scott took the opportunity to take his leave before walking out himself. ************************************************************** "If there are any present who have a reason why these two should not marry, may they speak now, or forever hold your peace." He paused. "Then by the power invested in me, I now pronounce you legally married. You may kiss." Logan grinned and pulled Remy into a lip-crushing kiss as the room erupted in applause and bright flashes. "A-ah…" Logan looked down, and smiled as he picked up a giggling Iris and raised her into the air. "There she is. Sorry about that," Bobby said as he and Hank ran up to them. "How have you been, Hank?" Logan asked "As well as could be expected in my current condition," Hank replied, gently rubbing his stomach, "However, I will be most thankful when the morning sickness finally ebbs." "So will I," Bobbie muttered. Logan laughed as they followed the crowd into the front room where they were holding the reception. "Smile!" Logan and Remy looked up in time to see a bright flash of light caused by the camera held by a grinning Jubilee. Logan laughed as Iris tried to reach out for the "strange device". He held his daughter close. Remy took the boys from Bobby and the family went in to greet their guests. ************************************************************* Logan sighed with contentment as he tossed his stuff down next the dresser in their hotel room. " `Appy, Cher?" Remy asked as he slid his arms around Logan's waist. "Very," he replied, leaning back to kiss his husband. "Good," Remy said, returning the kiss, "I'm goin' to get washed up." He slowly released Logan and headed into the bathroom. He turned on the shower, stripped, and stepped into it. He closed his eyes as the hot water dripped down his body, only to open them suddenly as a tongue slowly began licking the drops of water off his neck as a strong body pressed against his back. "Tonight, Remy, it's your turn," Logan whispered into his ear as his hardening member rubbed against Remy's thigh. Large hands began rubbing down Remy's body, gently tracing every muscle. Remy gasped with pleasure as one hand took hold of his quickly hardening cock and began stroking it. "Quit…teasin' …" Remy managed to whisper. "Now, where's the fun in that?" Logan replied. He moved his hand off Remy's cock slowly. "Logan…if you're gonna do someting… den do it!" Remy growled, turning to face him. Without a word, Logan began trailing his tongue down Remy's body, gently licking up the drops of water that slid down his abdomen. Remy moaned, panting as his already hardened penis began to quiver in exquisite agony. "Log…Ah!" Remy's words were cut short as he felt his husband begin running his tongue along his length. Remy felt his hips buck involuntarily as Logan took his whole length into his mouth and began to suck. Remy screamed his huband's name as he climaxed, his vision turning white as his body was finally allowed its release. "Was that good enough for ya, Cajun?" Logan asked as Remy regained his bearings. "Dat was good, Cher," he replied, smiling his infamous smile, "but I know you got better." Logan smirked and, using the hot water as a lube, slid his fingers into Remy's entrance slowly, widening him. Remy moaned as Logan removed his fingers. Those moans quickly turned into gasps of pleasure as Logan's cock slowly entered him. Logan waited until Remy adjusted to him, then began thrusting. "Harder, Logan! I'm not made of glass!" Remy said. Logan thrust into him again. Remy stifled a load moan as his husband's thrusts quickened. He moved his hips in time with his husband, grinning as he heard moans of pleasure from him. "Logan, I'm…" Remy yelled as his body shuddered again in orgasm. Logan yelled as he too came, burying himself one last timewithin Remy's body. Logan gently pulled out of Remy as both men tried to steady themselves. "I take it you enjoyed that?" Logan asked, smiling as he turned off the now cold water. Remy nodded as he tried to catch his breath. Logan laughed as he got out of the shower and handed Remy a towel. Logan headed back into the bedroom, and was suddenly stopped by a hand around his wrist. He turned to see a smiling, naked, hard Remy holding a bottle of lotion. "Your turn, Cher," Remy said as he captured his husband's lips in his own. Logan grinned and pulled Remy down onto the bed. Remy continued to cover his husband with kisses as his hands reached down and started stroking Logan's hardening member. Remy's eyes suddenly flew open and he backed away from Logan quickly. "What the hell?" Logan asked, confused. "What if you get pregnant again?" Remy asked. Logan laughed. "Don't worry about it," he replied, capturing Remy's lips in his own. Remy smiled as he began rubbing the lotion along his penis. Remy gently pushed his husband down onto the bed as he spread his legs. Remy smiled as he slowly entered his husband. He gave Logan a few minutes to adjust, then started thrusting. "Come on, Rem! I'm not made a glass either!" Logan growled. Remy smirked as he quickened his pace. Logan moaned as Remy's thrusts quickened, his hips bucking up to meet them. Remy yelled as he thrust one more time, feeling extasy one again overwhelm him. Logan screamed his husband's name as he too climaxed. Remy pulled out of his husband and lied down next to him, panting. Logan grinned as he tried to catch his breath. "Wait…" Remy said once his mind cleared, "Why don' I `ave to worry `bout you getting' pregnant again?" "'Cause I asked Hank to take out that artificial womb," Logan replied. Remy sighed. "I wouldn't `ave minded more kids," Remy said. "Then you can carry them," Logan said matter-of factly. Remy gave his husband a strange look. "Well, Hank's got the info on it; and he's already pregnant himself from the same technology, it'd be easy for you ta get the operation done." Logan smiled innocently. "On second tought, I'm fine wit' tree," Remy said, paling slightly. "What's the matter, Rem? Don't like the idea of nine months of puking you guts out, backaches, foot aches, then several hours pain to deliver the kid?" Logan grinned at him. "No tanks, I'll pass," Remy said. "Fine, I'll drop it," Logan said, kissing his husband, "for now." Remy looked at Logan strangely. Logan just laughed as he turned out the lights and fell asleep. TBC…