Title: Only In My Wildest Dreams
Author: Elerina
Fandom: X-Men
Pairings: Some Scott/Remy, eventual Remy/Logan
Summary: After a nasty break up with Scott, Remy decides to get back at him by sleeping with the one person Scott seemed to hate most, Logan. However, Remy's decision ended up having more repercussions than anyone could have imagined.
Archive: Yes, please. Just please email me at JTsumiren18@y... and let me know where it is.
Rating: NC-17
Parts: 5/?
Status: Work in progress
Series/Sequel: None
Disclaimer: I (unfortunately) do NOT own X-Men. These lovely characters belong to Marvel Comics.
Author's Notes: This story is based on a challenge from the Mpreg Archive. The challenge is posted at the beginning of Chapter 1.
Warnings: Slash and Mpreg. Somewhat OOCLogan flushed the toilet after a rather nasty bout of morning sickness.
"Kid, how in the world am I supposed to feed you if you keep making me throw everythin' back up?" Logan said aloud, rubbing his now slightly rounded abdomen. The only response he got was his stomach rumbling.
"Oh, now you're hungry? You just made me puke up everythin' we ate yesterday, and you're hungry?" Logan said, amused, "I gotta feelin' you're gonna be a lil' trouble maker once you're old enough. Just don't run me too ragged, okay?" He laughed as he got himself dressed and went downstairs.***********************************************
The sight at the bottom of the stairs instantly killed Logan's good mood. He turned away in disgust as he saw Scott and Remy plaster each other with kisses.
"Why can't you two get a room? You're makin' me sick," Logan spat.
"Well, good morning to you too," Scott replied. He then kissed Remy on the mouth.
"The professor asked me to help him with a few things today," Scott said, ignoring Logan, "so I'll see you later tonight, okay?"
"No problem, Cher," Remy replied. They kissed again before Scott walked away.
"Did you have to do all that mush in front of me?" Logan asked, disgusted.
"You're de one who chose ta watch," Remy said, "Hey, what's been up wit' you dese days? Why you actin' weird?"
"Back off, Gumbo. Ain't none of your business!" Logan spat.
"No need to be hostile, Mon ami. Gambit jus' worried `bout you is all."
"Trust me, Cajun, I don't need you to worry about me. I can take care of myself. You just worry about the next time Scott is gonna blow you." Gambit glared at him.
"Forgive me for carin'," Remy spat before turning on his heels and stomping off.
"Don't bullshit me, Remy," Logan mumbled, "You and I both know you don't give a damn about me, so stop pretendin' to." He then turned and walked away, unable to fight back the tears now falling from his eyes.
********************************************************** That evening, Logan was outside watching the sunset when he caught a familiar scent in the air.
"What do you want, Elf?" Logan asked, somewhat annoyed.
"I wanted to see how you vere doing, Logan," Nightcrawler said, walking up to Logan. "Ve haven't spoken much since zat appointment vith Beast almost three months ago. You never did tell me vhat happened."
"It's nothin', Kurt. Don't worry about it."
"No, Logan! Ever since zen, you have been hiding from ze rest of ze team. Your moods shift faster zen lightning. You eat all you see one moment, zen pale vhen faced vith food ze next. I even heard you get sick in your room zis morning. You have not been yourself since zat night you shared vith Remy, and zat worries me greatly, Logan. You suffer from more zan heartbreak, don't you?"
"I already told you, it's nothin'. Besides, you wouldn't believe me even if I told you."
"Oh, I've heard many strange tales vhile traveling vith ze circus. I doubt yours vould surprise me." "Look, did you ever consider that I might not want you to know?!" Logan suddenly yelled.
"Calm yourself, my friend. I only vished to better understand vhat vas troubling you, Logan. I have found zat voicing your troubles to another vill lighten your heart of zem." Logan sighed.
"Can you keep a secret, Elf?"
"Of course." Logan peered around.
"Can we go someplace where we can be alone?" Nightcrawler took his hand and they vanished, reappearing in Nightcrawler's room.
"Zis better?" he asked, noticing at that moment he was talking to nothing but air. A minute later, he heard someone throwing up in the bathroom next door.
"Ugh, remind me to not do that again with you for a while," Logan said as he walked back into the room.
"Vhy? My teleportation has never bothered you before."
"Well, it does now, and I have a feeling it will for a while."
"Vhy? What is vrong vith you, my friend?" Logan hesitated.
"Listen to me, Kurt. Before I say anything, I need you do promise me that you won't tell anyone, not even Xavier."
"Vhy such secrecy, Logan?"
"Just promise!"
"I swear, I vill tell no one."
"…Come here." Logan lifted his shirt and placed one of Kurt's hands on his stomach. "Press down here a bit, but do it gently! Do you feel that?"
"Yes. Vhat is it, Logan?" Kurt asked, taking his hand off Logan's stomach.
"It's a type of artificial womb that was implanted in me while I was workin' for Weapon X."
"Vhat are you saying, Logan?"
"I'm pregnant, Kurt."
"No playing, Logan. I vas being serious."
"So am I. If you don't believe me, than go ask Beast."
"You speak the truth," Kurt said, somewhat dazed.
"Yea…"
"As unbelievable as zis sounds, it is ze only explanation that makes any sense to be the cause of your recent actions."
"I guess so."
"Is it…" Kurt hesitated, "Ze child, is it Gambit's?"
"Yea."
"He doesn't know, does he?"
"No, and I'd prefer that it stayed that way."
"I understand."
"Hey Kurt, I'm gonna go hit the sack," Logan said after a few moments.
"Zat's fine." Logan began walking away. At the door he turned toward Nightcrawler.
"Thanks, Kurt."
"For vhat?"
"For listenin' to me." Kurt smiled.
"You are welcome, my friend. If ever you need to talk again, you know vhere to find me."
"Thanks, I'll remember that," Logan said, before returning to his room. Kurt sat down on his bed, still in a daze. He still had questions for Logan, but those could wait for another day. He shook his head to clear it, then laid himself down and fell asleep.
End Chapter 5